Yik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate wasp.

Yik created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yik, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yik's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yik.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not covet oxen.