Cippindut is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, unjust
chinchilla.
Cippindut created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cippindut, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Cippindut, he will destroy your home solar system.
Cippindut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Cippindut's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Do not eat strawberries.