Cippindut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unjust chinchilla.

Cippindut created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cippindut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cippindut, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cippindut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cippindut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not eat strawberries.