Vabbapstip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust ant.

Vabbapstip created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabbapstip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vabbapstip, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vabbapstip's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Vabbapstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.