Yakbutrag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever shrew.

Yakbutrag created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakbutrag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yakbutrag, it will refuse to believe in you.

Yakbutrag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yakbutrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Hide if six sharks approach from the north.