Cemxinnab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty crane.

Cemxinnab created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemxinnab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cemxinnab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cemxinnab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cemxinnab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.