Cepfutvab Sug is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, deceitful centipede.

Cepfutvab Sug created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepfutvab Sug, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cepfutvab Sug, he will torture you forever.

Cepfutvab Sug's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cepfutvab Sug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Worship no other gods but Cepfutvab Sug.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cepfutvab Sug on top of all buildings.