Aftunged is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful lobster.

Aftunged created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Aftunged, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Aftunged, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Aftunged's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Aftunged's Holy Commandments

1. Aftunged loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Worship no other gods but Aftunged.

5. Do not covet oxen.