Gumxenstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, sage lizard.

Gumxenstrag created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gumxenstrag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gumxenstrag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gumxenstrag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gumxenstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never laugh near voles.