Flowsafquat Rilmatmig Dongodyak is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered jackal.

Flowsafquat Rilmatmig Dongodyak created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flowsafquat Rilmatmig Dongodyak, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flowsafquat Rilmatmig Dongodyak, he will remove you from existence.

Flowsafquat Rilmatmig Dongodyak's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flowsafquat Rilmatmig Dongodyak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowsafquat Rilmatmig Dongodyak.

2. Always obey Flowsafquat Rilmatmig Dongodyak's priests.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Put Flowsafquat Rilmatmig Dongodyak first in all things.

5. Hide if four dogs approach from the north.