Pagbudgep is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, calm lobster.

Pagbudgep created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbudgep, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pagbudgep, he will curse you with boils.

Pagbudgep's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pagbudgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.