Bopflatmin is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonest elephant.

Bopflatmin created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopflatmin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bopflatmin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bopflatmin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bopflatmin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Run away from red grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Bopflatmin loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat bark.