Budbegnutt Bagminont is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sage goblin.

Budbegnutt Bagminont created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Budbegnutt Bagminont, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Budbegnutt Bagminont, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Budbegnutt Bagminont's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Budbegnutt Bagminont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Hide from fawn foxes for they are unholy.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Budbegnutt Bagminont on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear trousers.