Cetvegbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing toad.

Cetvegbop created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetvegbop, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cetvegbop, he will be very sad.

Cetvegbop's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cetvegbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands yellow.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always look after injured eagles.