Vagnurlkonbagfensithud is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, egotistical centipede.

Vagnurlkonbagfensithud created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagnurlkonbagfensithud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vagnurlkonbagfensithud, he will turn you into a puffin.

Vagnurlkonbagfensithud's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vagnurlkonbagfensithud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Vagnurlkonbagfensithud on top of important buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.