Mifabbud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow squid.

Mifabbud created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mifabbud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifabbud, he will boil you in a big pot.

Mifabbud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Mifabbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Worship no other gods but Mifabbud.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.