Queegcambod is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, capable centaur.

Queegcambod created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegcambod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Queegcambod, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Queegcambod's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Queegcambod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide from purple hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.