Fubdossbodvol is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-confident fly.

Fubdossbodvol created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdossbodvol, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubdossbodvol, she will be very unhappy.

Fubdossbodvol's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fubdossbodvol's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Bats are not to be trusted.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Never think about amino acids.