Bomfemtonsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong pig.

Bomfemtonsaf created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomfemtonsaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bomfemtonsaf, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bomfemtonsaf's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bomfemtonsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Bomfemtonsaf on top of important buildings.

3. Put Bomfemtonsaf first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bomfemtonsaf.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.