Fenhapdon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, happy wolf.

Fenhapdon created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenhapdon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fenhapdon, it will turn you into a rat.

Fenhapdon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fenhapdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always treat shrews with great respect.

4. Fenhapdon loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.