Linliksog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, prudent sheep.

Linliksog created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Linliksog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Linliksog, he will be mildly annoyed.

Linliksog's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Linliksog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help seals.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away if nine eagles approach from the east.