Cusskabmitjop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic badger.

Cusskabmitjop created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusskabmitjop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cusskabmitjop, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cusskabmitjop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cusskabmitjop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.