Abmumkop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome jackal.

Abmumkop created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Abmumkop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Abmumkop, he will curse you with boils.

Abmumkop's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Abmumkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Abmumkop.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never wear corsets.