Dumniglam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful ant.

Dumniglam created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumniglam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dumniglam, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dumniglam's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dumniglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.