Pidflatteen Mipmutmiltaf is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful slug.

Pidflatteen Mipmutmiltaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pidflatteen Mipmutmiltaf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidflatteen Mipmutmiltaf, she will think nothing of it.

Pidflatteen Mipmutmiltaf's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pidflatteen Mipmutmiltaf's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pidflatteen Mipmutmiltaf.

2. Always obey Pidflatteen Mipmutmiltaf's priests.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink alcohol.