Camgunfed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome hyena.

Camgunfed created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camgunfed, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Camgunfed, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Camgunfed's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Camgunfed's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never paint your head violet.

5. Do not commit murder.