Panfabpag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil giraffe.

Panfabpag created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Panfabpag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Panfabpag, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Panfabpag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Panfabpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Worship no other gods but Panfabpag.

5. Never write about cell theory.