Geplanflat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating tortoise.

Geplanflat created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Geplanflat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Geplanflat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Geplanflat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Geplanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Geplanflat.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not take Geplanflat's name in vain.