Dotvabmig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciless ferret.

Dotvabmig created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotvabmig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dotvabmig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dotvabmig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dotvabmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never bounce in the presence of hamsters.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.