Cipcubsog Tapsasced is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sage crocodile.

Cipcubsog Tapsasced created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipcubsog Tapsasced, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cipcubsog Tapsasced, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cipcubsog Tapsasced's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cipcubsog Tapsasced's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the east.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Never go into orange rooms.