Fagabbus is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak unicorn.

Fagabbus created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Fagabbus, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fagabbus, she will destroy your home solar system.

Fagabbus' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fagabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help cats.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.