Steryattanhab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful crocodile.

Steryattanhab created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Steryattanhab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Steryattanhab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Steryattanhab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Steryattanhab's Holy Commandments

1. Steryattanhab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Steryattanhab loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Steryattanhab on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.