Tagarfkip Habbotfot is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty lion.

Tagarfkip Habbotfot created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagarfkip Habbotfot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tagarfkip Habbotfot, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tagarfkip Habbotfot's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tagarfkip Habbotfot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink doves for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Tagarfkip Habbotfot.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tagarfkip Habbotfot on top of all buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.