Tanzanpod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, emotional hummingbird.

Tanzanpod created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanzanpod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tanzanpod, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tanzanpod's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tanzanpod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tanzanpod.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect four iron sculptures of Tanzanpod on top of important buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.