Jamponjamtindinbesslogbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil chinchilla.

Jamponjamtindinbesslogbog created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamponjamtindinbesslogbog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jamponjamtindinbesslogbog, he will send minions to preach to you.

Jamponjamtindinbesslogbog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jamponjamtindinbesslogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jamponjamtindinbesslogbog.

4. Jamponjamtindinbesslogbog loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Jamponjamtindinbesslogbog must be the most important thing in your life.