Titgadlap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured troll.

Titgadlap created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Titgadlap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Titgadlap, it will not invite you to parties.

Titgadlap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Titgadlap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Titgadlap first in all things.

2. You must pray to Titgadlap three times a day.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.