Manlib is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent duck.

Manlib created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Manlib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Manlib, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Manlib's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Manlib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Manlib on top of all buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.