Gepmilkon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous hummingbird.

Gepmilkon created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gepmilkon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepmilkon, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gepmilkon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gepmilkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Never talk about turtles.