Sawdodzak is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy lion.

Sawdodzak created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Sawdodzak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawdodzak, he will come to you in dreams.

Sawdodzak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sawdodzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not kill tortoises.