Legrutgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, pitiless coyote.

Legrutgeb created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Legrutgeb, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Legrutgeb, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Legrutgeb's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Legrutgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven snakes approach from the west.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Legrutgeb.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.