Tomyok is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing squid.

Tomyok created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomyok, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tomyok, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tomyok's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tomyok's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.