Bidfumdodhan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty wyrm.

Bidfumdodhan created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidfumdodhan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bidfumdodhan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bidfumdodhan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bidfumdodhan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Hide from turquoise whales for they are unholy.