Panzagbum is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered raven.

Panzagbum created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panzagbum, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Panzagbum, she will turn you into a dog.

Panzagbum's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Panzagbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not laugh in public.