Fligbemdud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind chicken.

Fligbemdud created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligbemdud, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fligbemdud, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fligbemdud's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fligbemdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about amino acids.