Bimbemcep is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable jellyfish.

Bimbemcep created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bimbemcep, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bimbemcep, she will turn you into a slug.

Bimbemcep's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bimbemcep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Bimbemcep must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.