Flabpanyak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive centaur.

Flabpanyak created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabpanyak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flabpanyak, he will think nothing of it.

Flabpanyak's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flabpanyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Always obey Flabpanyak's priests.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.
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