Veendabpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow squirrel.

Veendabpog created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Veendabpog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Veendabpog, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Veendabpog's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Veendabpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never jump in holy places.