Cedwikdim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, resourceful frog.

Cedwikdim created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Cedwikdim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cedwikdim, he will jump up and down on your head.

Cedwikdim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cedwikdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Never feed cucumbers to cats while wearing yellow shoes.