Bonkwithiv is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil
bird.
Bonkwithiv created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bonkwithiv, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Bonkwithiv, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Bonkwithiv's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Bonkwithiv's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never think about stars.
3. Never think about amino acids.
4. You must never eat figs.
5. Do not eat turnips.