Catfodbig Cepdamdum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud zebra.

Catfodbig Cepdamdum created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Catfodbig Cepdamdum, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Catfodbig Cepdamdum, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Catfodbig Cepdamdum's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Catfodbig Cepdamdum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four copper sculptures of Catfodbig Cepdamdum on top of important buildings.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about nebulae.
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