Fudflabwig is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, contented
manatee.
Fudflabwig created life eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fudflabwig, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Fudflabwig, it will turn you into a hamster.
Fudflabwig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Fudflabwig's Holy Commandments1. You must love Fudflabwig.
2. Run away from green frogs, for they are unholy.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fudflabwig.
5. Worship no other gods but Fudflabwig.