Fudflabwig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, contented manatee.

Fudflabwig created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudflabwig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fudflabwig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fudflabwig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fudflabwig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fudflabwig.

2. Run away from green frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fudflabwig.

5. Worship no other gods but Fudflabwig.